me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
I hate when a website says "Are You A Human"
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The moment when you're on Tumblr and your parent... →
Me and my bestfriend....
We joke around in public places. We hit each other but we never really fight. We dance weird to awesome songs… just for fun :) We give eachorther the “sexy face.” If she takes my seat….. We give each other high fives ;) We scare each other all the time. I love my best friend :)